Dundee United vs Aberdeen: Prediction, Head-to-Head, Odds & Stats (Tue, 23 Sep '25)

The Scottish Premiership is about to light up with an eagerly awaited clash taking place at some point on the local time dial, as Dundee United squares off against Aberdeen. Whether or not it will take our breath away is inconsequential; what really matters are the delightful statistics that await us.

In their recent tête-à-têtes, Dundee United seems to have the upper hand, boasting a single win in their last three matches against Aberdeen, who haven’t bothered to change the zero in their win column. The teams were too friendly last time they met on a Saturday not long ago, in a match that whimsically concluded in a draw.

Pondering over their latest escapades, Dundee United spun a narrative of thrilling excitement with a 3-3 draw against Hibernian. Meanwhile, Aberdeen decided to maintain a zen-like calm, drawing 0-0 with Livingston. We’re only slightly impressed, as Dundee United is striding in at position 5, whereas Aberdeen is busy philosophizing over a cup of tea at position 12.

Player performance stats: With Dundee United’s dribbling wizard, I. Dolček, magically tapping in 4 goals this season, Aberdeen’s defense better not forget their invisibility cloaks at home. Meanwhile, top players like Ivan Dolček aren’t just dreaming of glory, sporting a rating of 7.75, closely followed by Luca Stephenson at 7.55, and Will Ferry bringing up the rear at 7.3.

On the other hand, for Aberdeen: Leighton Clarkson, leading with a noble rating of 7, supported by his sidekicks Alexander Jensen and Mats Knoester with scores of almost-equal valor, 7 and 6.97 respectively.

Aberdeen aims to outdo their opponents with an astronomical possession statistic of 44%, while Dundee United smugly holds onto their treasures with a decent 41.75%. Should you be clutching your seat’s edge to calculate corners, know that Dundee United measures a perfect 3 per match, while Aberdeen graciously corners their generosity at 3.75.

Discipline, oh what a subject! This term, Dundee United has endeavored to showcase their colorful persona with 13 yellow and 1 red card. Meanwhile, Aberdeen seeks to rival this artistry on a palette with 11 yellow and 1 red card, with both teams jointly embracing a no-penalty charms policy.

Entertaining predictions are as much about the current form as they are about laughing off the stats. Given these antics, my imaginary crystal ball predicts that Dundee United will be the standout performer in this football farce, winning the match with a wink and a cheeky nod.